Tuesday, July 25, 2006
New Poetry styles
Much like the scores of cover designs and synopsis sets + critiques without the actual books - but fiction suddenly bores me "let's pretend it's pretend" et al.
I am finding some satisfaction in this new series of fictional drugs
and their side effects. I plan to do four of the prescription variety, and four 'illicit' substances. Those who know, know the last of the illicits and better get it in production before i spill the beans.
PUBERTINE - 1mg, daily for six weeks
orally or by injection in the case of digestive side effects
Pubertine - (L-lysine-patopreperizine-estolate)
Pubertine is the Burroughs-Wellcome answer to the awkwardness that Mother Nature
causes in her uneven distribution of growth rates in the growing societies of young adults.
It is true that the average age of menarche in females and secondary growth in males has reduced by seven years over the last two hundred. This is an accelerating rate. Individual sophistication is moving faster than the mores, tenets, and opportunities of society - in fact faster than the ideas of the previous generations. It is this very discovery that helped us create Pubertine.
While not acting directly - it uses a synthesized phenylalinine base with a polypeptide antibiotic and tropism towards certain amino acid concentrations to trigger a genetic change in a person's system. This happens naturally in most young adults in their early teens, but in some can be very late. The taunts from their peers, inability to perform in sports and dance activities - the inevitable locker room comparisions, unwanted attention - these can seriously disadvantage your child and cause permanent psychological stigma as well as producing underachiever or compensatory behavioural patterns for life.
There is a safe solution - Pubertine. After the human genome project completed, our scientists have been able to pinpoint areas in our DNA which trigger physiological changes. Since Pubertine is a genetic trigger, it doesn't even act on the body itself. It catalytically provokes a change in the natural, normal change that nature already has in you.
"Wow! Mom, I can get my boobs at the same time as Sarah and Michelle!"
"Dad, I really want to be on the basketball team!"
These and so many other dreams can be fulfilled.
Pubertine is available by prescription through a licensed pediatrician. The oral suspension and tablet form have been known to cause slight indigestion in about five percent of patients. It is also known to cause mild irritability and stimulate natural pubertal hormonal secretions, so a solid program of diet, stretching and exercise are a part of every treatment.
It is not recommended in those under the age of seven as this would create an imbalanced global society, giving the age of reason to growing minds before they have taken on common, proper social imprints. The psychosocial advantage they would have over their peers might topple the whole chain of intertwined social relationships that forms the unevenly balanced pyramid of western society, long before nature has planned it. This impact is far worse than early sexualization by media which simply grants knowledge, but not the physique to accomplish it.
In combination with viagra, pubertine is also marginally useful in assisting treatment of erectile dysfunction.
Pubertine is also marketed as "Eleventeen" "Patoprep" and by it's chemical name.
Labels: #poetry from Ergazi Sheol
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